Oh wow! I have never been so frustrated looking for answers in my life. The documentation for WordPress – imho – is atrocious. Granted it can apparently be learned mostly~ in the course of five days. Don’t get me wrong! I am not an expert by any means, but I’ve figured out a great deal. I started on Saturday with minimal knowledge of php, and absolutely no clue how to create a WordPress theme, from scratch no less! Here we are on Wednesday, and my bootstrap converted theme is ready enough that I feel okay putting it onto my live site.